Dedicated to all you flight attendants and former flight attendants.Fly safe.(My personal favorite number 16 and 20)
1. You can eat a four course meal standing at the kitchen counter
2.You search for a button to flush the toliet
3.You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store
4.You can pack for a two week trip in a roll-aboard
5.You have pens with different hotel names on them
6.You NEVER unpack
7.You recognize pilots by the back of their heads and not by their faces
8.You can tell from 70 yards away, if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
9.You care about the local news three states away
10.You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways
11.You know 25 different uses for the air sick bag and none of them pertain to vomit
12. You understand the 24 hour clock and actually use it
13.You own two different sets of uniforms "fat" and "thin"
14.You don't think in months you think in bid cycles
15.You always point with two fingers
16.You get a litte too excited by certain types of ice
17.You stand in front of the door and politely say "buh-bye", "thanks" and "have a nice day" when someone leaves your home
18.You can make a sentance using all of the following phrases: "at this time", "for your safety" , "feel free" and "as a reminder"
19. You know what is on the current cover of People, Star, and intouch magazines.
20.You stop at every fire extinguisher and make sure the "gauge is in green"
21. You thigh are coverd with bruises from elbows and armrests
22.When you wake up you have to look at the hotel stationary to figure out where you are at
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes
24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling
25.You actually understand every item on this list